BEWARE! THIS PARROT CUSSES LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR!
The "sure to get attention" Insulting Cussing Parrot Keychain
Polly the Talking Parrot looks like your average run of the mill decorative stuffed parrot. Who knows, maybe he can even talk. Squeeze him and he says "Does Polly want a cracker?". No, "Polly wants a !@#$% cracker!". The Cussing Talking Parrot says this and several other hilarious phrases that will leave you and your guests totally shocked. Batteries are included and ready out of the box. Talking Insulting Parrot is 5" tall and made of soft plush attached to a keychain.
You've got to be so careful what you say these days, but our Polly the Talking Parrot isn't, and lets them rip with one sensitive and rude wisecrack after another. The Insulting Talking Parrot is one dirty little bird. Polly looks innocent enough, but when you squeeze him, he lets the expletives fly! In a fun parrot voice, Polly insults anyone who squeezes him, and make you want to punt him like a football.
